If an angel came down from heaven and said you’ve jerked off too much if you do it 100 more times your mom will die I would try really hard not to jerk off anymore but best case scenario she would be dead in a month

Lol give me a week

omg this means YOU masturbate at least 14 times a day. this isn’t okay. both of you really need help.

What are you my doctor

I’m no doctor, but your moms dead

And it burns burns burns the ring of fire the ring of fire